Saturday

25 things fat people shouldn't do: Ride a scooter

"25 Things Fat People Shouldn't Do is an unabashed middle finger to the preposterous idea that any human who weighs more than the status quo does not deserve to live a full and well rounded (ahem) life. The list of 25 is composed word for word from direct lists of sheer assholery found on the internet. These range from the absurd to the profoundly shameful, and I will be disproving this offensive notion with style. May the Chub Club live long and prosper!"-The Militant Baker

Ride a scooter
Now, I'm not sure if this means scooter-like-micro-scooter or scooter-like-Vespa-scooter but, seeing as I've never been on a Vespa, a micro scooter will have to suffice. This is actually me pre-fatness but it's the last time I was on one. It will have to do. I'm having far too much fun in Bristol with Leona right now, so just humour me today. 
A few years ago, my aunt had quite a nasty accident on a micro scooter. She got two scooters, put one foot on each and tried "skiing" on them. She broke several fingers in her hands. I was very aware of this when I was attempting to scoot along and I was a complete wimp about it, crawling along slower than a particularly slow thing.
They're scary things, ok? 

10 comments :

  1. I LOVE ths, how dare people say what others can and can't do! And I am now going to go eat a big slice of chocolate fudge cake, and they can do one!

    http://laurenemma.blog.com/

    Lauren x

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    1. Haha you eat that fudge cake! You eat that cake gooood!

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  2. Looks like fun, I think I'd be terrified too! I don't think I have the co-ordination/balance needed to ride a scooter.

    Liz xx
    Distractmenowplease.blogspot.com

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    1. I definitely do not have the balance!

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  3. I HEARD THIS STORY IN PERSON YESTERDAY. YAY! X

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    1. YOU DID! I hope you feel privileged!

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  4. Your so right! They are scary my dad broke the tail bone in his spine on one of those! But he is a 16 stone, 6ft 8 type of bloke who thinks he is still 12 he was going way way to fast and it sort of slipped under his foot and threw him backwards like slipping on a banana! LOL!

    Jamie-Lee | Glitter Infatuation | Beauty & Lifestyle Blog! x

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  5. That looks like fun! Also, I love your short sleeved cardi, so cute :)

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  6. Love this post. I fractured my leg on one of these and won't go near one now!
    Roxy's Box of Tricks  
    xxxx

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  7. Oh my gawd you're too cute! Love the top!

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