Is there anything more joyous than looking through your keywords on Google Analytics? In between the likes of "chubby lesbians in leggings" and "Becky Bedbug in g string" (yep, that's real and nope, you won't find anything!), there are actually some interesting questions to be answered. A while back I did a post like this on my forward helix piercing, answering the questions people asked to reach my blog, and thought it was time to create a more general post. All of these are real search results from the past two years.
This all depends on whether you usually use a conditioner or not. I have super dry hair so I use a conditioner regardless of which shampoo I apply. Fairly Traded Honey isn't any more moisturising than others so if you usually use conditioner, stick with your usual routine.
Have you got any jobs at Boux Avenue in West Quay?
I don't know. Why don't you ask them? (Or visit my Boux Avenue Southampton post that I'm shoehorning in here because I can't think of a natural way to include it)
Where is a place in London to meet girls with piercings?
Camden is a pretty good shout. That or Shoreditch. Or any rock gig in the city. It's pretty easy!
How do I make my diary look emo?
Draw lots of eyes and write lots of angsty lyrics. You can find some inspiration here!
I hope that answers all of your (bizarre) questions! Just giving the people what they want!