"25 Things Fat People Shouldn't Do is an unabashed middle finger to the preposterous idea that any human who weighs more than the status quo does not deserve to live a full and well rounded (ahem) life. The list of 25 is composed word for word from direct lists of sheer assholery found on the internet. These range from the absurd to the profoundly shameful, and I will be disproving this offensive notion with style. May the Chub Club live long and prosper!"-The Militant Baker
Wear glitter
Jes actually listed this as "Wear shirts with glitter" but I don't actually own any tops with glitter. Or anything with glitter. I do, however, own a lot of things with sequins!
I picked up this amazing red sequinned dress in a charity shop and I had to have it. It was labelled as a size 8 but I thought I could stick it on Doris as a decorative piece. When I got it home, it turned out it was super stretchy and I could squeeze into it. I feel like the love child of Julian Clary and Jane McDonald in it!
Sequins are a must for Christmas, of course! I love my Topshop skirt. I picked up this amazing red sequinned dress in a charity shop and I had to have it. It was labelled as a size 8 but I thought I could stick it on Doris as a decorative piece. When I got it home, it turned out it was super stretchy and I could squeeze into it. I feel like the love child of Julian Clary and Jane McDonald in it!
My mum bought these shoes when I was 16. It feels great to still be able to wear something I wore as a teenager!
Maybe I'll wear all three together sometime!
Maybe I'll wear all three together sometime!
Julian Clary and Jane McDonald love child! hahaha oh my god I wish they did have a child! this series is so funny and ridiculous! can't beleive someone came up with these *rules* you look beautiful as always!
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DeleteI adore that dress! You look so gorgeous in it :) xo
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Deletethat dress is absolute LOVE.
ReplyDeleteI love it!
DeleteThat red dress is stunning, and it looks so lovely on you! xoxo
ReplyDeleteThat red dress is so pretty and you look amazing in it! I have a sequin dress too and wear it very occasionally. ;)
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I've never actually worn this one out. I should really rectify that!
DeleteYou have the perfect hourglass shape! You look amazing and the dress is very Jessica Rabbit-esque aha (who I adore).
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I thought of Jessica Rabbit as soon as I saw it... and Geri Halliwell!
DeleteThe picture of you in the red dress is absolutely gorgeous!
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DeleteIve been a longtime reader but this is the first time ive ever commented. LOVE this dress on you!
ReplyDeleteHi Cindy, So glad you commented. Thank you very much!
DeleteThat sequinned red dress looks incredible on you! Justine xx
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Thank you Justine!
DeleteJessica Rabbit comes to mind. Maybe you should go red head?
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I dyed my hair red a couple of years ago. It was a disaster haha!
DeleteThat skirt looks awesome on you!! It's adorable. just stay away from sequined wedding dresses though, yeah? Promise?x
ReplyDeleteSpoil sport! I was planning to wear this. What do you think, too much? http://s3.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/0ABD8414.jpg
DeleteSo flipping beautiful!
ReplyDeletebut you look stunning in glitters!!!! :3
ReplyDeleteI love it all!! Oh my gosh! Sequins everywhere :) You go girl!
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