25 things fat people shouldn't do: Sit on plastic

"25 Things Fat People Shouldn't Do is an unabashed middle finger to the preposterous idea that any human who weighs more than the status quo does not deserve to live a full and well rounded (ahem) life. The list of 25 is composed word for word from direct lists of sheer assholery found on the internet. These range from the absurd to the profoundly shameful, and I will be disproving this offensive notion with style. May the Chub Club live long and prosper!"-The Militant Baker

Sit on Plastic

I'm pretty certain this is the fattest photo I have. Look at the chins on that! This was way back in summer 2010 and I have good news: I didn't sink or crack the raft. Fat people can enjoy Ribena Rapids too! 

 A year later, about 4 stone lighter, and still a gangsta. 

This time I don't look quite as happy about it! Still, I didn't snap any part of the carousel. The kid doesn't seem too impressed though! "Daddy! Why is this fat lady on my ride?"

Luckily for us fat chickas, it turns out that it's quite safe to sit on plastic. Who would have thought?