Rich reviews perfume

In this month's Cosmo, there's a feature in which men are asked to describe different perfumes after blind-testing them. I'm a big perfume collector so I thought it would be fun to get Rich to do this too. I chose six perfumes, from celebrity to designer, and asked him to describe them to me. He's such a bloke, bless him!

Lolita Lempicka- Lolita Lempicka

I say:
This is my favourite winter perfume! It has top notes of licquorice and dries down to a vanilla praline. Such a warm, cosy gourmand. I love it!

Rich says:
"Smells like alcohol... It smells like cheap vodka. Reminds me of an autumn day. I imagine it's probably quite cheap"

Be Delicious- DKNY

I say:
I'm pretty sure everyone remembers the Be Delicious phase of 09. I have to admit that these days, I find it quite sickly and overpowering, although I do still get hankerings for it on breezy summer days. The apple top notes are sharp and strong, contrasting with the smooth amber base notes.

Rich says:
"It's very appley. Probably middle sort of price. It's quite nice. It's very fruity and appley. I think probably this one's my favourite"

Coco Mademoiselle- Chanel

I say:
This was one of my first perfumes and the one I've worn the most. My mum actually has the same one so it reminds me of her. It's a very soft, delicate, feminine fragrance with fruity top notes and a warm, snuggly patchouli drydown.

Rich says:
"[Choking] Again, it smells really alcoholic. Quite nasty and a bit spicy, I suppose. I imagine quite cheap again"

Classique- Jean Paul Gaultier

I say:
Iconic bottle aside, Classique is an autumnal fragrance that can sometimes be a little overpowering on the musk and orange blossom, although I do like it from time to time.

Rich says:
"[Choking, again] Reminds me of sweets. It smells quite cheap, so I imagine it's targeted at a 14 year old girl"

Daisy- Marc Jacobs

I say:
Every blogger has Daisy. Although it's a little oversaturated these days, I still like it: A light, breezy floral that's perfect for early summer. Although it has a lot of fruity notes within it, I mainly notice the musk and jasmine notes in the middle and base. 

Rich says:
"It just smells identical to the last one. Again, with the alcohol, the vodka smell. Just an overpowering smell of booze. It smells quite nasty. It smells quite flowery" 

Our Moment- One Direction

I say:
A very sweet, girly fruity floral that is perfect for young women on summer days.

He says:
"It smells like CyberCandy. Like I've walked into a CyberCandy shop and been attacked by the sweets. Probably sort of middle price range. Summery. Probably worn by a young teenage girl".