"25 Things Fat People Shouldn't Do is an unabashed middle finger to the preposterous idea that any human who weighs more than the status quo does not deserve to live a full and well rounded (ahem) life. The list of 25 is composed word for word from direct lists of sheer assholery found on the internet. These range from the absurd to the profoundly shameful, and I will be disproving this offensive notion with style. May the Chub Club live long and prosper!"-The Militant Baker
Jump in a lift
I don't like lifts at the best of the time. I'm not massively afraid of them- I will use them- but they certainly make me feel a little uncomfortable and I'm always relieved to get out of it. So the thought of jumping in one was not fantastic. Still, I'm a dedicated little bedbug and I was going to complete this challenge! Just look at the confidence on my face...








