WHAT DO I DO WITH MY FACE?
Seriously. How do bloggers manage to do that neutral-happy face so well? Is there a blogger school I missed out on? Because these are all I can manage:
"Come over 'ere mate and I'll punch ya lights out"
Notice how it says "Bedpug" because I only had two Bs in the set
Wow!
(There is no original post for this. For obvious reasons)
WHAT DO I DO WITH MY BODY?
All you graceful bloggers with your delicate turning around/ crossing the road/ sitting on doorstep poses can shove it because mine are definitely the best.
"I'll jump off this bench! It will look fun and joyful!"
HOW DO I FOCUS?
A bonus third category for Rich. Who needs to focus one me when you have perfectly good elbows to focus on.
...or a man and his dog.
If you enjoyed this delightful behind-the-scenes insight into how amazing I am at posing, check out my 2015 and 2014 posts. You'll love them. I promise.
Love this! So funny - I much prefer these to the posed magazine look-at-my-perfect-everything kind of posts!!
ReplyDeleteLol, honestly I prefer these too! I love seeing less posed more natural photos
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious! Obviously in a good way - totally with you hun xxx I actually have to force myself to put on makeup if I need to be photoed because I don't think the Internet is ready for me as natural 😂
ReplyDeleteOmg this is brilliant! I have so many outtakes I need to do one of these XD
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hahaha i'm the same when i do outfit posts which is why they're so rare! I really just cant take myself seriously.
ReplyDeleteAbigail Alice x | Latest: The Best Liquid Lipsticks
This is so hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThose elbows deserve their own blog! In the last photo it looks like you have accidentally walked in front of the camera when someone was trying to take a photo of the man and the dog.
Please do more outfits post! I love seeing what you wear (does that sound a bit creepy?)
Haha I love this! Thank you for showing the 'real' side of blogging ;) x
ReplyDeleteJosie | Sick Chick Chic
LOVE LOVE LOVE this post. All my outfit photos are outtakes. R-E-S-P-E-C-T to all the ladies who make it look so effortless/are perfect!! Maybe one day I'll get some magic dust and be able to look as good. This post is brilliant :)
ReplyDeleteKeep doing you gurl.
RebeccaJane
http://pocahontasjane.wordpress.com
I love this post! I always have to take a million photos when blogging if I'm in the photo because out of those million, there most likely will be only one good one . . . if I'm lucky! I do love these kind of photos more than over posed ones that are meant to look natural but really don't - "we all know you don't naturally lounge around on stoops with your hair looking perfect all day" . . . am-I-right?
ReplyDeletexx, Caitlin
www.wandererandwolf.com
Haha! Love your face in that last one! Brilliant post.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAAA this post is amazing!! I cannot even tell you the amount of outtakes I have when taking outfit pictures and my FACE in some of them!!
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Hahaha these are amazing and I'm so glad you share them! OOTD photos on blogs always look so polished, and I just know all these bloggers must have outtakes too. x
ReplyDeleteI love this! I'd love to see other people do more of this, we're all only human after all! Xx
ReplyDeleteLove Vicki | victoriajanex
Omg your hilarious!! Thank you for posting the Outtakes! It makes all this so much real! I don't really do outfit posts on my blog but watch a random giraffee the only giraffe that could be in NY would walk in the back of my photo!! =P
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend! Melanie | Blog: Toots + Dill
I think the pole dancing with the pillar one is my favourite! x
ReplyDeleteBecky @ The Little Blog of Beauty
These are absolutely great! I really should start keeping my bloopers!
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Bloody love this post.
ReplyDeleteDannie x