Enter the Fashion Police

 Myles is a pretty stylish 13 year old. Ok, ignore the photo above. I gave him free reign to rummage through my accessories to come up with a crazy "fashiony" outfit. This is what he pulled out of the bag! Generally, though, he knows his stuff. Although, to be fair, he is a 13 year old boy, and 13 year old boys tend to have a very blunt view towards style. I thought it would be pretty funny to get him to review some of my favourite looks as my personal fashion critic. I'll warn you now- His fashion vocabulary is not quite up to scratch! 

15th July 2012
(Long silence) "I like turtles better. I don't like ladybugs. Maybe next time be a turtle"

15th September 2012
"We're not in the 1960s and it's, like, a bit of a granny colour- blue, turquoise-ish. And it's a bit too short"

9th September 2012
"Still got the granny thing going on but it's very nice. It's very consecutive. It's got, like, a line and then, like, another line but a different colour and a different line but it's, like, all the same... which I like"

16th September 2012
"Did Grandma give you that? The jumper? It looks like Grandma's lamp!"

25th September 2012
"Get that out of my face. That is disgusting! I don't like the colour. I don't like the collar"

8th October 2012
"You're not a hobo. You look like a tramp"

1st December 2012
"I have the same jumper. Not really, but it has a Rudolph on it. Very Christmassy, although 24 days early"

27th December 2012
"Unicorn! I don't like that one. Like, the dress, like... Is it called a dress? The skirt's nice but it's too, like, sparkly with the jumper. If it was a different top it would be nice, and a different hairband, and the hair's a bit weird. It looks like you've got balls on your head"

18th January 2013
"I don't like racoons"

"...Can I have some Pringles?"


  1. This made me laaaaugh :D love the outfits! I need some of those gold hoops :D x

    1. I got those on ebay! They were something like £1.99

  2. Aww <3 I'm almost 13 in May, and I loved this post! He should start a blog on boys fashion! x :)

  3. Laughing so much at this! One of the best posts I've read in a while! x

    1. So glad you liked it! Seriously, he's the funniest person I've ever met!

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    1. I'll tell him that- He'll probably be mortified haha!

  5. We must all be laughing. I wonder what my ten year old brother would say about what I wear?

    I'm scared after reading this lol

  6. Haha, this made me chuckle :D

  7. The guy know what he's talking about :P joke

  8. I love Myles! I definitely think you should do an updated version of this x

    Beth Tinkerbell

  9. This is an amazing post! I love it!

    Jenn | Photo-Jenn-ic



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