Treasures: Versace for H&M Cruise Collection blouse

I promised I wouldn't do it. Back when the first Versace for H&M collection came out and absolutely everyone took to the streets in a piece, I swore I wouldn't fall into that trap. It looked silly, people decked out in identical pieces left, right and centre. Not me, I said.

Then I checked the H&M site to see if they had any cute blouses that I could wear under my strappy dresses in summer... and I saw this:

It's covered in little fruit! It's so kitsch and adorable. I needed it and by God, I was going to get it. Never mind the fact that the biggest size they had was a 14 (which, by H&M standards, might as well be an 8!) and my disproportionate measurements mean I can never, ever buy button-up shirts. I will wear it open with a vest top underneath. Or just do up as many buttons as possible and stick it under another top to get a cute collar-and-sleeves thing going on.

I wanted the cropped cardigan since I wear cardigans every day without fail and I know the girls in my class would fall over themselves when they saw it but, unless I can squeeze my arms into a 6-8, it's not going to happen.

I can't wait for this baby to arrive. So I can sob when I realise I can't even shoehorn my little finger into a sleeve.