Today, I am SuperBlogger, sent from Planet Blog to rescue Company Magazine! My superpowers are:
- Grammar Power!
The ability to correct spelling, punctuation and grammar errors in a flash! - Word Separation
The unparalleled skill of separating words that have been rendered useless due to a merge. - Cake Inhalation
The power to scoff any cake in a single inhalation.
What would your SuperBlogger power be?
I would definitely like the grammar power, but the cake one would just ruin the point of cake. I eat cake so so slowly, because I have to savour and enjoy every single mouthful. It really annoys Rich cos I take twice as long as him, so he always wants to steal mine when he's finished his!
ReplyDeleteMy superpowers would be the skill to make people laugh when they're angry, so they have to stop being angry, to be a computer mind-reader, so I know why they aren't behaving, and the instantly make cake appear any time I want it to.
Mmmm cake.
Rachel
The Inelegant Wench
amazing.
ReplyDeletei find myself reading company with a red pen in hand and camera phone at the ready. it's laughable what makes the final edit in a million pound print media house these days. yet i can't tear my eyes away... it's like a car crash; i want to know what the next trendy word will be before i learn about it on the internet in a months time.
Haha! Since you've pointed out the flaws in Company magazine, I see them all the time. In fact, I dont know why I keep buying it ;)
ReplyDeleteRosie x | Every Word Handwritten
This is brilliant! I read half of company magazine once and tossed it aside! The editor should be fired if this is the standard, it's embarrassing to be frank! x
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