25 things fat people shouldn't do #10

"25 Things Fat People Shouldn't Do is an unabashed middle finger to the preposterous idea that any human who weighs more than the status quo does not deserve to live a full and well rounded (ahem) life. The list of 25 is composed word for word from direct lists of sheer assholery found on the internet. These range from the absurd to the profoundly shameful, and I will be disproving this offensive notion with style. May the Chub Club live long and prosper!"-The Militant Baker

For the record, I've gone off the schedule now and I'm just posting the items as they occur. I know I've skipped numbers 7, 8 and 9, but I'll come back to them, I promise. 

Eat in public
Oh, just try and stop me! I blooming love food. I especially love chicken. And Nando's. I could never stop eating Nando's. Yeah, I'm a little on the chubby side but I refuse to shut myself away and eat in private, crying into my chicken.

I will eat my chicken proud and in public. I'll shout it from the rooftops if I have to: "I am Becky and I love Nando's!"

Of course, it's not just Nando's. Over the past month or so, I have also eaten in Pizza Express, the local pub, on the train and in the streets of Winchester. Do I care? Not a sausage. 


  1. I think that anyone that invented those should actually realize how stupid is what they're saying , you know ? like the way they say fat people shouldn't be allowed to wear this or that and I'm like who are you to say what anybody can wear or not, I CAN WEAR WHATEVER I WANT WHENEVER I WANT IT'S A FREE COUNTRY , in my head I go like "slap that bitch" honestly so annoying

  2. "Not a sausage"

    You're adorable. Thank you for that!


  3. Haha. This post made me laugh. The idea that anyone shouldn't eat in public seems downright ridiculous if you ask me. Eat what you want, when you want and enjoy every last bite!

  4. Oh yes!
    Do not feel embarrassed to eat in public, that's cool. I think people think more and always talk bullshit, so do not care what they say.


  5. A bit off topic but what size is your tunnel Becky?
    PS love these 'things fat people shouldnt do' posts.

    Lots of love


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