"25 Things Fat People Shouldn't Do is an unabashed middle finger to the preposterous idea that any human who weighs more than the status quo does not deserve to live a full and well rounded (ahem) life. The list of 25 is composed word for word from direct lists of sheer assholery found on the internet. These range from the absurd to the profoundly shameful, and I will be disproving this offensive notion with style. May the Chub Club live long and prosper!"-The Militant Baker
Ok, I know I don't drive (Although I do have a car). Jes hypothesised that the reason why fat people shouldn't drive is because they should be walking instead. In that case, I will replace this with "use public transport".
Well, for one thing, I couldn't do my job without the train. I work 28 miles away from home and I don't fancy spending 9 hours walking to work, thank you very much.
I do walk 25 minutes to the station in the morning though, then another 15 at the other end. Multiply that by 2 and I walk for 80 minutes a day just to get to work and back. That's good enough for me, thanks.