Swing
25 Things Fat People Shouldn't Do is an unabashed middle finger to the preposterous idea that any human who weighs more than the status quo does not deserve to live a full and well rounded (ahem) life. The list of 25 is composed word for word from direct lists of sheer assholery found on the internet. These range from the absurd to the profoundly shameful, and I will be disproving this offensive notion with style. May the Chub Club live long and prosper!"-The Militant Baker
Way back in September, I posted my attempt at using a swing. Only I didn't have any swings to hand. Now, almost a year later, I've finally got the chance to do this one properly!
Let me tell you, swings hurt fat hips! They chains dig in and it's super painful. I used to love going on the swings and feeling like I was flying through the air. I wish I could still get that feeling!
Let me tell you, swings hurt fat hips! They chains dig in and it's super painful. I used to love going on the swings and feeling like I was flying through the air. I wish I could still get that feeling!
you are awesome- all your posts genuinely make me giggle! and speaking as a stupidly awkward skinny person, swings absolutely kill my (bloody) boney bum! xx
ReplyDelete(bloody as in to emphasise the point.....not bloody as in blood blood bloody......this is awkward!)
ReplyDeleteHaha I love this comment! I can imagine it would get bloody if you were swinging too much!
Deletei guess the internet can be both a good and a bad thing for assholes, but at least you can poke fun at them this way! I love that you're taking a stand and having fun w/ all of this, that's really awesome of you. and oh swings... i remember a way awk date back in high school, thinking it'd be all cute to swing on a first date in a random park and the chains cutting into the hips. but anywyho, fun gif!
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Mitla Moda
Haha that is very true!
DeleteOh no, how embarrassing!
i guess the internet can be both a good and a bad thing for assholes, but at least you can poke fun at them this way! I love that you're taking a stand and having fun w/ all of this, that's really awesome of you. and oh swings... i remember a way awk date back in high school, thinking it'd be all cute to swing on a first date in a random park and the chains cutting into the hips. but anywyho, fun gif!
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Mitla Moda
Hee hee, cute gif! Great second version of this one too.
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